Cheek³ 🍑🍑🍑
“Three tickets to the candyshop, please.”
This isn’t just a shirt.
It’s a multi-pass to pleasure planes uncharted.
cheek³ is your access code —
a sacred equation whispered in sweaty dream states
by those lucky enough to glimpse the forbidden third cheek.
You could’ve stayed in your timeline.
But something round...
and purple...
called you home.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Choosing a selection results in a full page refresh.
Opens in a new window.
👽🚨 Alien Erotica – Portal Access Check
Welcome, traveler.
You’re attempting to enter a classified sector of the Alien Erotica network.
This realm contains sensual extraterrestrial visuals and mature content not suited for underage beings.
🛸 Are you 18 Earth years or older?
📜 By entering, you confirm you are of legal age in your region and consent to view adult-themed alien artwork.
🧬 Content Warning: Suggestive themes, otherworldly anatomy, and cosmic kinks await beyond this point.
